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« on: June 27, 2006, 06:52:09 AM »

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/26/AR2006062601509.html
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 06:53:03 AM »

OH MY GOD.  That's great.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 06:56:07 AM »

I need to hear this.  I really do.
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 07:32:04 AM »

The curiosity factor is high, but the spirit is not willing to sit through it.

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2006, 07:39:41 AM »

Oh, sweet Jesus...
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2006, 07:46:46 AM »

Finally Segal does something worth while. I think he needs to hang up the acting and do this full time.
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2006, 07:48:55 AM »

I'd listen only if Erika Eleniak danced naked to the music....

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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2006, 07:49:14 AM »

Finally Segal does something worth while. I think he needs to hang up the acting and do this full time.

Have you heard him play?  With a facial expression like that, looks like he needs to invest in a digital tuner.  hahaha
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2006, 07:50:11 AM »

Finally Segal does something worth while. I think he needs to hang up the acting and do this full time.

Have you heard him play?  With a facial expression like that, looks like he needs to invest in a digital tuner.  hahaha

He looks so natural holding that guitar... Grin
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2006, 06:03:05 AM »

Bumping for Steven Seagal.

He belongs at the top.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2006, 07:16:08 AM »

Finally Segal does something worth while. I think he needs to hang up the acting and do this full time.

Have you heard him play?  With a facial expression like that, looks like he needs to invest in a digital tuner.  hahaha

Are you sure he's not constipated?

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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2006, 07:33:29 AM »

I listened to a couple tracks and it's actually not bad enough to make fun of.  Sucks.

This album is definitely out for justice, if you don't like it, u might be marked for death...his guitar tone is hard to kill, his presence on stage is above the law...if you're in his band and hit a wrong note, you're standing on deadly ground.

he's made an executive decision to focus on music, but I see Under Siege 3 has been announced.
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2006, 07:39:41 AM »

I listened to a couple tracks and it's actually not bad enough to make fun of.  Sucks.

This album is definitely out for justice, if you don't like it, u might be marked for death...his guitar tone is hard to kill, his presence on stage is above the law...if you're in his band and hit a wrong note, you're standing on deadly ground.

he's made an executive decision to focus on music, but I see Under Siege 3 has been announced.

I'd rather be sleeping with Kelly LeBrock.
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2006, 07:42:46 AM »

Why are you wearing a bra on your head?
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2006, 07:47:04 AM »

Because something went wrong with the machine I built.

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